I'm Alex, and this website is my place to dump all my random gumph onto t’interweb - while I'm deeply flattered you're reading it, I can't promise you won't leave the site muttering dark words about the fact it's quite boring, geeky, and almost always unintelligible ;o)
You can...
Take a look at my blog to see what's caught my interest lately (usually something like a goat on rollerskates but, who knows, you might find something interesting in there!)
If you want to stalk me, but you're too lazy (we've all been there), you could subscribe to my update-o-matic service (apparently, it's also known as RSS...?)
Employ me! Admittedly a long shot, but if you're looking for a Pixel Arrangement Operative (natch), please take a look at my portfolio to see if I can be of any use to you :o)
I'm also selling stuff! I'll be listing a few bits and bobs like old records and other randomness from time to time. Possibly worth a look...
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