Hola de España, cheeky-cheekies!
"You cannot bring camera in here," barked the neo-Neanderthal bouncer in broken English.
"Whuh?" was my eloquently-phrased reply.
"You cannot bring camera in here. You from Tillatedotcom?"
"Err, no, I--"
"You cannot bring camera in here, then" repeated the droid.
It was at this point that my evening photographing the Clubland night - featuring A-list superstars Kelly Llorenna and Flip 'n Fill (hey, there's no sarcasm here) came to a sudden and unexpected halt.