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New Year's Resolutions. Part 1 of ... many...

I need to stop...

It's not that I don't care, but...

... if you're going to have an in-depth conversation about the football, world cup, Sven's decision to play one striker up-front, the weather in Germany, what time it is in Germany, how the beer tastes in Germany and how your mate's wife is enjoying the shopping - and please bear in mind this isn't because I'm horrible, grumpy or generally a b'stard - could you possibly refrain from holding the conversation - at a volume which shows no regard for anyone trying to sleep - 2 feet away from my bloody bedroom window?!

You know you're drunk when...

  • ... The toaster can be considered an acceptable substitute for the ashtray.
  • ... Texting incomprehensible b******s to the big screen in Lux is a Good Idea (TM).
  • ... Your eyes are looking in four different directions at once.
  • ... The neighbour's cat seems like a good person to strike up a conversation with.
  • ... Westlife seem cool.
  • ... curry/kebob/whatever highly unhealthy food seems like a good idea despite not physically having any more room inside yourself after the Nth pint of beer.
  • ...
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