The student portal, bane of my life, and the one thing I love to whinge about consistently, is clearly expressing its feelings of neglect on this otherwise romantically-saturated day by throwing yet another paddy, so once again instead of a student portal, we have error messages and lots of strange-looking numbers.
Come on ISO, please sort it out. This is beyond any acceptable level of trouble for a multi-million pound system, and yes, I know you're changing over to Jupiter. I can even see how that might cause problems during the transition, but the error message showing there - "out of memory" - is much more likely to be down to poor code than new fighting with old.
How about if I say "pretty please"?