New Year's Resolutions. Part 1 of ... many...

Just so you know: this page was imported from my old blog. Some pages were rather mangled in the process; my apologies if things don't quite look right.

I need to stop...

  • Getting drunk
  • Getting drunk and dancing
  • Getting drunk and dancing with people I know
  • Getting drunk and dancing with people I don't know
  • Getting drunk and dancing with road cones
  • Getting drunk and dancing while grinning
  • Getting drunk and dancing while frowning
  • Getting drunk and dancing while gurning
  • Getting drunk and dancing with my face uncovered at all
  • Getting drunk and thinking I'm sexy
  • Getting drunk and thinking I'm sexy while dancing
  • ... or while falling over peoples' feet
  • Getting drunk and entering into conversations on topics such as the point of advertising in a heavily saturated student-orientated market.
  • ... or entering into any conversations at all for that matter. With anyone.
  • Getting drunk and ... Sod it, no more drinkies for me.
  • ... or not. Whatever... ;o)

Next week: things I need to stop wearing while drunk.

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