This week’s tweets: 2009-08-30

  • This week’s tweets: 2009-08-23 http://bit.ly/1Ock1N #
  • This week’s tweets: 2009-08-23 http://bit.ly/HFqO8 #
  • is trying to remember how to draw object relationship diagrams. Massive fail of the leaving-your-homework-to-the-last-minute type. Oops! =o) #
  • is wondering whether an 600 queries/s and 2.5MB/s is a lot of traffic for a MySQL database. Also, how long is a piece of string? #ramblings #
  • just caught the most surreal BBC News interview: straight-laced politician type arguing why UK Policing is now ‘just like’ The Wire. Odd… #
  • is ashamed at his geeky love of http://1o7sd.tk – if (cause == “Sunshine” || cause ==”Moonlight” || cause ==”Goodtime”) { cause = “Boogie”;} #
  • is about to start throwing things a LONG way across the house in a minute. Bloody internets! Grrrr… #
  • is in love: listening to Laurent Garnier’s May 09 Essential Mix. Sublime awesomeness – so this is where the good music went! #laurentgarnier #
  • - never rains, but it pours – oh boy is it pouring! Achieved no work today – spent it all firefighting (mainly my own mistakes – d’oh!) #doh #
  • is resisting the urge to put green food colouring in the milk ‘just for a laugh’. Massive childishness fail… ;o) #
  • is off to Centrepoint tonight – should be fun, but massively missing The Lady. Gooey? Very. Do I look bovver’d? Nahhhhh =o} #

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This week’s tweets: 2009-08-30

  • This week’s tweets: 2009-08-23 http://bit.ly/1Ock1N #
  • This week’s tweets: 2009-08-23 http://bit.ly/HFqO8 #
  • is trying to remember how to draw object relationship diagrams. Massive fail of the leaving-your-homework-to-the-last-minute type. Oops! =o) #
  • is wondering whether an 600 queries/s and 2.5MB/s is a lot of traffic for a MySQL database. Also, how long is a piece of string? #ramblings #
  • just caught the most surreal BBC News interview: straight-laced politician type arguing why UK Policing is now ‘just like’ The Wire. Odd… #
  • is ashamed at his geeky love of http://1o7sd.tk – if (cause == “Sunshine” || cause ==”Moonlight” || cause ==”Goodtime”) { cause = “Boogie”;} #
  • is about to start throwing things a LONG way across the house in a minute. Bloody internets! Grrrr… #
  • is in love: listening to Laurent Garnier’s May 09 Essential Mix. Sublime awesomeness – so this is where the good music went! #laurentgarnier #
  • - never rains, but it pours – oh boy is it pouring! Achieved no work today – spent it all firefighting (mainly my own mistakes – d’oh!) #doh #
  • is resisting the urge to put green food colouring in the milk ‘just for a laugh’. Massive childishness fail… ;o) #
  • is off to Centrepoint tonight – should be fun, but massively missing The Lady. Gooey? Very. Do I look bovver’d? Nahhhhh =o} #

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This week’s tweets: 2009-08-23

  • is being more careful what he clicks on. Bloody internetz! #
  • Posting to Twitter… #
  • This week’s tweets: 2009-08-16 http://bit.ly/xZlxd #
  • This week’s tweets: 2009-08-16 http://bit.ly/c397U #
  • isn’t convinced the Metro’s choice of leading front page headline and image are a good combination… O_o #
  • is wondering whether anyone would notice if he had a nice nap under his desk…? Snoring might be a recurring problem though… #
  • is torturing himself with the thought of the Shit Party this Saturday. Ngggyaaaaaargh! =o( http://tinyurl.com/shitparty2008 #
  • completely agrees with middle class snorts of disgust at 99p pregnancy test kit: now everyone will be having sex with wild abandon. Or not. #
  • Metro p11: tasers fired by ‘non-specialist officers’. Exactly how specialist *should* an officer be to point and pull a trigger? #
  • is having an expensive morning: forgot to buy new Travelcard & didn’t realise until London Bridge: now £20 lighter. Ouch! #stupidity #
  • has worked out why his head hurts: he’s been trying to think. With his brain, no less. #stupidity ;o) #
  • never knew he got overtime at time-and-a-half – but only after 52 hours’ work. Worried about a stern telling-off for workaholicism now! *-S #
  • is getting rather grumpy with a) Drupal’s access controls misbehaving, and b) Firefox randomly freezing. Can’t close: 52 tabs open :o( #
  • has an awesomely unhealthy-looking Maple & Pecan Yum-Yum to go with his frothy coffee. Healthy living? Nope, never heard of it… ;o) #
  • @holly_may no chance – keyboard shortcuts are obscure or totally missing I think? Not a massive mouse fan ;) in reply to holly_may #
  • feels a bit tormented: everything is reminding me that the Shit Party is on Saturday, and I can’t be there. Boo! =o( #
  • has just discovered http://speaklolspeak.com – moar nao plz! Kthxbai =o) #lolcats #friday #stupidity #
  • @calvinharris massively jealous! Are you going to the Shit Party at the Old Zoo tomorrow? If not, you’re missing out!! =o) in reply to calvinharris #
  • is rotflol-ing at the mildly threatening tantrum-voiced e-mail he just received from someone who should know better. Oooooh, look at meeeee! #
  • is actually surprisingly pissed off about that e-mail! Nggyarrrgh, need to sleep!=o( #
  • just mistook a moth for a bit of duck from my duck pancakes. They don’t taste as nice as duck. The wriggling legs gave it away. #stupidity #

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This week’s tweets: 2009-08-23

  • is being more careful what he clicks on. Bloody internetz! #
  • Posting to Twitter… #
  • This week’s tweets: 2009-08-16 http://bit.ly/xZlxd #
  • This week’s tweets: 2009-08-16 http://bit.ly/c397U #
  • isn’t convinced the Metro’s choice of leading front page headline and image are a good combination… O_o #
  • is wondering whether anyone would notice if he had a nice nap under his desk…? Snoring might be a recurring problem though… #
  • is torturing himself with the thought of the Shit Party this Saturday. Ngggyaaaaaargh! =o( http://tinyurl.com/shitparty2008 #
  • completely agrees with middle class snorts of disgust at 99p pregnancy test kit: now everyone will be having sex with wild abandon. Or not. #
  • Metro p11: tasers fired by ‘non-specialist officers’. Exactly how specialist *should* an officer be to point and pull a trigger? #
  • is having an expensive morning: forgot to buy new Travelcard & didn’t realise until London Bridge: now £20 lighter. Ouch! #stupidity #
  • has worked out why his head hurts: he’s been trying to think. With his brain, no less. #stupidity ;o) #
  • never knew he got overtime at time-and-a-half – but only after 52 hours’ work. Worried about a stern telling-off for workaholicism now! *-S #
  • is getting rather grumpy with a) Drupal’s access controls misbehaving, and b) Firefox randomly freezing. Can’t close: 52 tabs open :o( #
  • has an awesomely unhealthy-looking Maple & Pecan Yum-Yum to go with his frothy coffee. Healthy living? Nope, never heard of it… ;o) #
  • @holly_may no chance – keyboard shortcuts are obscure or totally missing I think? Not a massive mouse fan ;) in reply to holly_may #
  • feels a bit tormented: everything is reminding me that the Shit Party is on Saturday, and I can’t be there. Boo! =o( #
  • has just discovered http://speaklolspeak.com – moar nao plz! Kthxbai =o) #lolcats #friday #stupidity #
  • @calvinharris massively jealous! Are you going to the Shit Party at the Old Zoo tomorrow? If not, you’re missing out!! =o) in reply to calvinharris #
  • is rotflol-ing at the mildly threatening tantrum-voiced e-mail he just received from someone who should know better. Oooooh, look at meeeee! #
  • is actually surprisingly pissed off about that e-mail! Nggyarrrgh, need to sleep!=o( #
  • just mistook a moth for a bit of duck from my duck pancakes. They don’t taste as nice as duck. The wriggling legs gave it away. #stupidity #

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This week’s tweets: 2009-08-16

  • This week’s tweets: 2009-08-09 http://bit.ly/16oj1x #
  • This week’s tweets: 2009-08-09 http://bit.ly/M85p0 #
  • Venti latté with cinnamon: check. Fresh hot M&S pastry: check. Groove Armada Essential Mix on ths iPod: check. Happy Damned Monday :o) #
  • is about to get extremely angry and shouty because of some misbehaving CSS and a Firefox browser with ‘issues’. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…!!! #
  • is staying out of the creationism (big C? little c?) debate raging in the office at the moment. Everyone’s getting very animated O_o =o} #
  • is in ur Dental Deanery website, breaking your taxonomy (or ‘taxa’?) – I’m in so much trouble…! ;o) #
  • Bloody PCSOs! Photographers, journalists & anyone else who wants to shoot in public – this will make you angry! http://tinyurl.com/mkmbd5 #
  • has given up figuring out wget. Now at Waterloo station about to whump a wsuitcase to wSt wPancras for wSteph. Massive wmasochism… =o} #
  • is trying to work out how the fap these 2 arrays’ last keys are being corrupted. Would much rather be playing with TAC and workflows </geek> #
  • Dear Santa, for Christmas, all I want is someone to tell my mouth it’s neither big nor clever ;o) How/why do I talk so much cod****? Sorry!! #
  • is trying out M&S’s lattés. So far, not bad at all. Tastes best with pain au chocolat and a relaxed attitude to work ;o) #
  • has another name for his ‘people I know have blocked me on Facebook’ list. Wonder what I did this time…? O_o #
  • @jamiepotter Sounds like they fancy a bit of schadenfreude-spotting; kinda like a strange manifestation of psychopathic behaviour :-S in reply to jamiepotter #
  • has resorted to wearing 1 of the 3 free wife-beater vests he found in his H&M shopping to cool down – walked 2 miles home. #manboobs FTW ;o) #
  • @MelKirk What a random video! (Nice fireplace, too…) Congrats on the Auntyness too – I suspect it has more benefits than being the mother? in reply to MelKirk #
  • is tryyyyyyyyyying to convince his brain that he actually needs more than 4 hours’ sleep just for one night this week. Pleeeeease? Kthxbai #
  • Body Shop discovers fake DVDs & brothels cause child trafficking? http://tinyurl.com/raxk73 – Familiar over-hype? http://tinyurl.com/5hsp3q #
  • has just made friends with a hoverfly who seems to want to share my copy of the Metro. #commutinganimals win? #
  • has a lot of love for #banksy – he only asked £1 to hold his exhibition at Bristol museum. Good times =o} #
  • @calvinharris dude, I can imagine that stuff is truly horrible, but f*** ‘em: you’re the one with a devoted fan base. Daddy can’t buy that!! #
  • Pics or STFU plz. Kthxbai ;) x #

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This week’s tweets: 2009-08-16

  • This week’s tweets: 2009-08-09 http://bit.ly/16oj1x #
  • This week’s tweets: 2009-08-09 http://bit.ly/M85p0 #
  • Venti latté with cinnamon: check. Fresh hot M&S pastry: check. Groove Armada Essential Mix on ths iPod: check. Happy Damned Monday :o) #
  • is about to get extremely angry and shouty because of some misbehaving CSS and a Firefox browser with ‘issues’. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…!!! #
  • is staying out of the creationism (big C? little c?) debate raging in the office at the moment. Everyone’s getting very animated O_o =o} #
  • is in ur Dental Deanery website, breaking your taxonomy (or ‘taxa’?) – I’m in so much trouble…! ;o) #
  • Bloody PCSOs! Photographers, journalists & anyone else who wants to shoot in public – this will make you angry! http://tinyurl.com/mkmbd5 #
  • has given up figuring out wget. Now at Waterloo station about to whump a wsuitcase to wSt wPancras for wSteph. Massive wmasochism… =o} #
  • is trying to work out how the fap these 2 arrays’ last keys are being corrupted. Would much rather be playing with TAC and workflows </geek> #
  • Dear Santa, for Christmas, all I want is someone to tell my mouth it’s neither big nor clever ;o) How/why do I talk so much cod****? Sorry!! #
  • is trying out M&S’s lattés. So far, not bad at all. Tastes best with pain au chocolat and a relaxed attitude to work ;o) #
  • has another name for his ‘people I know have blocked me on Facebook’ list. Wonder what I did this time…? O_o #
  • @jamiepotter Sounds like they fancy a bit of schadenfreude-spotting; kinda like a strange manifestation of psychopathic behaviour :-S in reply to jamiepotter #
  • has resorted to wearing 1 of the 3 free wife-beater vests he found in his H&M shopping to cool down – walked 2 miles home. #manboobs FTW ;o) #
  • @MelKirk What a random video! (Nice fireplace, too…) Congrats on the Auntyness too – I suspect it has more benefits than being the mother? in reply to MelKirk #
  • is tryyyyyyyyyying to convince his brain that he actually needs more than 4 hours’ sleep just for one night this week. Pleeeeease? Kthxbai #
  • Body Shop discovers fake DVDs & brothels cause child trafficking? http://tinyurl.com/raxk73 – Familiar over-hype? http://tinyurl.com/5hsp3q #
  • has just made friends with a hoverfly who seems to want to share my copy of the Metro. #commutinganimals win? #
  • has a lot of love for #banksy – he only asked £1 to hold his exhibition at Bristol museum. Good times =o} #
  • @calvinharris dude, I can imagine that stuff is truly horrible, but f*** ‘em: you’re the one with a devoted fan base. Daddy can’t buy that!! #
  • Pics or STFU plz. Kthxbai ;) x #

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This week’s tweets: 2009-08-09

  • This week’s tweets: 2009-08-02 http://bit.ly/NIfyO #
  • This week’s tweets: 2009-08-02 http://bit.ly/2yyYwP #
  • is not amused – finally got to sleep at 5 after a severe bout of the zaps & my alarm wakes me up at 6, only 24 hrs early for work! Ngyargh! #
  • @Paul_Beardmore cheers bud. Think it’ll last a while longer :) How are you? in reply to Paul_Beardmore #
  • @shreypuranik haha not really – bored :) You? in reply to shreypuranik #
  • @segmatt now you tell me! Renaissance tent *was* awesum – Sander Kleinenberg rocked my sox off =o} in reply to segmatt #
  • - loving Top Gear and the Global Gathering 2009 photos – http://r91qn.tk =o] #
  • is getting an early night for once! :) #
  • just wants to go back to bed. So knackered, yet I’ve slept pretty much all weekend – what’s wrong with me?! Grr… #
  • just spent far too much money on some ear-bling – Shure SE420 headphones. Only wanted a pair of £10 foam eartips for my current headphones! #
  • has finally – FINALLY – untangled Drupal’s comment, user and group permissions system after almost two weeks of headaches! (Touch wood…?) #
  • Ahh crap, what do you mean I have fifty meetings, two hours of training to run, and 47 urgent to-dos for tomorrow? Do I look bothered? ;o) #
  • just discovered Drupal’s ‘Facebook-style statuses module’. The next half an hour might be a write off while I play… ;o) http://c8he2.tk #
  • @Brekett no website should ever tell you to upgrade (or change anything else you don’t want to for that matter). Bloody internets ;) in reply to Brekett #
  • AAAAAARGH! Just woken up by the NOISE a huge spider was making right above bed. Little bastid’s now under glass in kitchen. Sleep: unlikely #
  • is seeing the lady tomoz! Head full of FamfamfamSilk, ACLs, UGC ideas, web training… Oh, and thelovely lady of course ;) G’night y’alls :) #
  • is people-watching at St Pancras station :) #
  • just heard a pre-recorded tannoy announcement asking Mr Sands to come to the control room at Green Park undergrnd. Fire? #
  • is wondering whether anyone fancies Fabric (or another awesum electronic music night) tomorrow? Massively want to go out :o) #
  • is totally blown away by his new Shure SE420 headphones & http://www.iheadphones.co.uk customer service – ordered 4pm yesterday, arrived 9am 2day!! #

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This week’s tweets: 2009-08-09

  • This week’s tweets: 2009-08-02 http://bit.ly/NIfyO #
  • This week’s tweets: 2009-08-02 http://bit.ly/2yyYwP #
  • is not amused – finally got to sleep at 5 after a severe bout of the zaps & my alarm wakes me up at 6, only 24 hrs early for work! Ngyargh! #
  • @Paul_Beardmore cheers bud. Think it’ll last a while longer :) How are you? in reply to Paul_Beardmore #
  • @shreypuranik haha not really – bored :) You? in reply to shreypuranik #
  • @segmatt now you tell me! Renaissance tent *was* awesum – Sander Kleinenberg rocked my sox off =o} in reply to segmatt #
  • - loving Top Gear and the Global Gathering 2009 photos – http://r91qn.tk =o] #
  • is getting an early night for once! :) #
  • just wants to go back to bed. So knackered, yet I’ve slept pretty much all weekend – what’s wrong with me?! Grr… #
  • just spent far too much money on some ear-bling – Shure SE420 headphones. Only wanted a pair of £10 foam eartips for my current headphones! #
  • has finally – FINALLY – untangled Drupal’s comment, user and group permissions system after almost two weeks of headaches! (Touch wood…?) #
  • Ahh crap, what do you mean I have fifty meetings, two hours of training to run, and 47 urgent to-dos for tomorrow? Do I look bothered? ;o) #
  • just discovered Drupal’s ‘Facebook-style statuses module’. The next half an hour might be a write off while I play… ;o) http://c8he2.tk #
  • @Brekett no website should ever tell you to upgrade (or change anything else you don’t want to for that matter). Bloody internets ;) in reply to Brekett #
  • AAAAAARGH! Just woken up by the NOISE a huge spider was making right above bed. Little bastid’s now under glass in kitchen. Sleep: unlikely #
  • is seeing the lady tomoz! Head full of FamfamfamSilk, ACLs, UGC ideas, web training… Oh, and thelovely lady of course ;) G’night y’alls :) #
  • is people-watching at St Pancras station :) #
  • just heard a pre-recorded tannoy announcement asking Mr Sands to come to the control room at Green Park undergrnd. Fire? #
  • is wondering whether anyone fancies Fabric (or another awesum electronic music night) tomorrow? Massively want to go out :o) #
  • is totally blown away by his new Shure SE420 headphones & http://www.iheadphones.co.uk customer service – ordered 4pm yesterday, arrived 9am 2day!! #

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This week’s tweets: 2009-08-02

  • This week’s tweets: 2009-07-26 http://bit.ly/15QaZ1 #
  • is watching the morning sky catch fire over Global Gathering 2009. Breathtaking :) #
  • thinks that a wonky 24 hours at Global Gathering was a pretty good way to pop his festival cherry – Carl Cox FTW ;o) #
  • has ginger nuts! And he’s dunking them in a boiling hot cup of tea! Innuendo win!!! ;o) #
  • is gutted – looks like I’ve lost one of my memory cards with almost 800 Global Gathering photos! Noooooooooo! :o( #
  • Global Gathering photos fail :o( http://bit.ly/j9xUv #
  • is bored of bad-tempered diva programmers and ridiculously over-complex software. Time for some lunch :o) #
  • is having to explain why he’s studying http://www.mothersclick.com at work – I’m stealing Drupal website ideas, not planning a baby ;o) #
  • has hurried home Simpsons’-style… Just so he can carry on working on some funky #drupal #UGC goodness for work. Massive geek :o) #
  • hasn’t lost his camera cards from Global Gathering 2009! Ohmygosh, there’s good pics! :o) http://www.flickr.com/photos/alexharries on Friday :o) #
  • thinks the iPhone might be a bit poorly – battery’s suddenly died. Not good… :o( #
  • is sick at the thought that Ibiza could be at risk from ETA loonies. Sad times – condolences to all affected by Majorca blast :o( #
  • - RIP Sir Bobby #
  • needs to stop opening new tabs: 36 to read in the last twenty minutes. Argh! #
  • has posted a video of last weekend’s Global Gathering fun at http://4gcb7.tk – this weekend’s going to suck by comparison! #
  • Video: 24 hours of Global Gathering 2009 http://bit.ly/DeMFf #
  • is reflecting… #
  • is sad you fobbed me off like that, but I understand your reasons even if you don’t – that’s just life I guess :o) #
  • has just been told about http://3ug2r.tk – ideal reference material for anyone who works with human beings… #
  • has forgotten how to use Facebook. Could someone pass me the user manual please…? ;o) #
  • would probably have made some alternative choices, had I known then what I know now :o) #
  • is trimming 1,058 Global Gathering photos down to about 200. Ngyargh! =o) #

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This week’s tweets: 2009-08-02

  • This week’s tweets: 2009-07-26 http://bit.ly/15QaZ1 #
  • is watching the morning sky catch fire over Global Gathering 2009. Breathtaking :) #
  • thinks that a wonky 24 hours at Global Gathering was a pretty good way to pop his festival cherry – Carl Cox FTW ;o) #
  • has ginger nuts! And he’s dunking them in a boiling hot cup of tea! Innuendo win!!! ;o) #
  • is gutted – looks like I’ve lost one of my memory cards with almost 800 Global Gathering photos! Noooooooooo! :o( #
  • Global Gathering photos fail :o( http://bit.ly/j9xUv #
  • is bored of bad-tempered diva programmers and ridiculously over-complex software. Time for some lunch :o) #
  • is having to explain why he’s studying http://www.mothersclick.com at work – I’m stealing Drupal website ideas, not planning a baby ;o) #
  • has hurried home Simpsons’-style… Just so he can carry on working on some funky #drupal #UGC goodness for work. Massive geek :o) #
  • hasn’t lost his camera cards from Global Gathering 2009! Ohmygosh, there’s good pics! :o) http://www.flickr.com/photos/alexharries on Friday :o) #
  • thinks the iPhone might be a bit poorly – battery’s suddenly died. Not good… :o( #
  • is sick at the thought that Ibiza could be at risk from ETA loonies. Sad times – condolences to all affected by Majorca blast :o( #
  • - RIP Sir Bobby #
  • needs to stop opening new tabs: 36 to read in the last twenty minutes. Argh! #
  • has posted a video of last weekend’s Global Gathering fun at http://4gcb7.tk – this weekend’s going to suck by comparison! #
  • Video: 24 hours of Global Gathering 2009 http://bit.ly/DeMFf #
  • is reflecting… #
  • is sad you fobbed me off like that, but I understand your reasons even if you don’t – that’s just life I guess :o) #
  • has just been told about http://3ug2r.tk – ideal reference material for anyone who works with human beings… #
  • has forgotten how to use Facebook. Could someone pass me the user manual please…? ;o) #
  • would probably have made some alternative choices, had I known then what I know now :o) #
  • is trimming 1,058 Global Gathering photos down to about 200. Ngyargh! =o) #

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